There was once a wife so jealous
| Marriage jokes
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only b
[ read more ]
A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
[ read more ]
A young husband with an inferiority complex
| Marriage jokes
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
[ read more ]
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
[ read more ]
I've had a slight
| Christmas jokes
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
[ read more ]
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe