Alfie was listening to his
| Brother and sister jokes
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols. 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
| Religious jokes
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi. "I suppose that if m
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A man named Mr. Smith was
| Aviation jokes
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of
| Various animal jokes
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can’t read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I’m only eight and I can read it