One day while walking down the street
| Heaven and hell jokes
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!
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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing
| Religious jokes
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."
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A man walks into a Kansas
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer. You see, you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL
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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !