Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
Category: Sport jokes
What are Brazilian fans called?
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
What is black and white and black and white and
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
What did the bumble bee striker say?
What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
Which insect didn’t play well in goal? The fumble bee!
Did you hear about the football team who ate
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award. It’s an appointment!
What should a football team do if the pitch is
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
What part of a football ground is never the
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
What is the bank manager’s favourite
What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football? Fiver side!