As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
| Marriage jokes
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them
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How does a vampire enter his
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
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What do owls sing when it is raining ?
| Bird jokes
What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Doctor, Doctor I've a split
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!