How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Category: Men jokes
Men are like mini skirts.
Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like copiers.
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.