Category: Funny jokes – 50 best jokes

Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?’

Do vampires get AIDS?’

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?’

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO!!! Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! and the blonde yells, FIRE!!!

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true? “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)’

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.