What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
Category: Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road?
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
How does an elephant go up a tree?
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
How do you raise a baby elephant ?
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
Why is an elephant braver
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn’t chicken !
Why do the elephants have short tails
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can’t remember long stories !
What did the baby elephant get when
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !