Category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You’re Crackers!

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling up! Just simmer down!