How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Category: Computer jokes
Why do programmers always get Christmas and
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.
Computers make very fast, very accurate
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
To err is human; but to really mess things up
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
What is a computer virus?
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What happened when the computer fell on the
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
What is an
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.