Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Category: Christmas jokes
What did the big cracker
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Why does Father Christmas go down
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
What’s Father Christmas
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
Why is a cat on a beach like
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
What do you call a man who claps at
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !