Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
Category: Aardvark jokes
What did the aardvark say when he lost
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
What do you call an aardvark that writes
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
What do you call a thick-skinned
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark?
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!