A woman walks into a bank
| Humor jokes
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
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Did you hear the story
| Pig jokes
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
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Sammy: My parents are sending me to
| Humor jokes
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!
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What do you call the queue of Software
| Heaven and hell jokes
What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
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An Arthur Anderson partner comes
| Business jokes
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream