A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
| Hair and bald jokes
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Yo
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Did you hear about the depressed horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
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Two paratrooper
| Military jokes
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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Why is a dog like a baseball
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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A man who smelled like a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the di
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A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. “Why didn’t you let me know you were going to stop?” he yelled into the mist. “Why should I?” came a voice out of the fog. “I’m in my own garage!”