Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
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What do you say to a
| Car and train jokes
What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.
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Elmore walked into his
| Money jokes
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for
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What is the most
| Cow jokes
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.