Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
| Weather jokes
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
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When Fred was applying for
| Humor jokes
When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."
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How did you find the weather at camp?
| Weather jokes
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
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How does a Russian Aeroflot
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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Lawyer: "Let me
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.