A seargent is
| Police jokes
A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first cadet answers, "That's easy, we'll
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
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How do you know when there is a snowman in
| Snowman jokes
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
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When the
| Gorilla jokes
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
| Internet jokes
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we dont sell to blondes.” She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?” “Because that is not a TV, its a microwave.”