What kind of dog always needs a shave?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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What's a bees favourite flower ?
| Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
| Aviation jokes
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was form
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What do cat actors say on stage ?
| Cat jokes
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like
| School jokes
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.