Why did the dog run in circles?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.
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Were you in Paris on your
| Travel and tourist jokes
Were you in Paris on your vacation? "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."
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A Jewish couple, are sitting
| Travel and tourist jokes
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see
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Sandy began a
| School jokes
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, “How much are yer apples?” “All you can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher. “Okay,” said the Pennsylvanian. “I’ll take two dollars’ worth.”