What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
| Dog jokes
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
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What is the difference between a
| Mental health jokes
What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
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I can't find a shark website....
| Internet jokes
I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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I've had a slight
| Christmas jokes
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?’