Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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An elderly widow and
| Old age jokes
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou
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How many social
| Humor jokes
How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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An 8th grade boy was doing some
| Biologist jokes
An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?" "The honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of 'em."
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