How much for a haircut?
| Hair and bald jokes
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los
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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
| Pig jokes
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?
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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.