Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
| Dog jokes
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
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At a medical
| Doctor and nurse jokes
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedr
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Q: How many MP's
| Political jokes
Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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Reporter: My editor sent
| Journalist jokes
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”