A man was being interviewed for a job.
“”Were you in the service?”” asked the interviewer.
“”Yes, I was a Marine,”” responded the applicant.
“”Did you see any active duty?””
“”I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.””
“”May I ask what happened?””
“”Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.””
“”You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.””
The somewhat surprised applicant asked, “”When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.””
“”Everyone else starts at 7 o’clock, but I should be honest with you,”” explained the interviewer. “”Nothing gets done before 10 o’clock because we just sit and scratch our balls trying to decide what to do first.””