Did you hear about the two
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
| Aardvark jokes
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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Why are mosquitoes annoying?
| Insect jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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Two elderly Southern women are
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. “Is that so?” the first said. “Did he do a good job?” “Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot,” he said. “The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That,” he added, “was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”