A guy walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT
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Bill: My sister has lovely
| Beauty jokes
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.
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Is it true the pigs went over
| Pig jokes
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
| Bed jokes
I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
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Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.