What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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What does the N on the Nebraska
| College jokes
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."
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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
| Snowman jokes
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
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What happened to the girl who
| Halloween jokes
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner. “Hey!” she announced. “This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!” “You put a stop to that right now,” he shouted. “That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!”