Golfer: "Caddy,
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
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A tiny but
| Old age jokes
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed
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What kind of horse can swim underwater
| Horse jokes
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.