What did Hamlet say when he was
| E-mail jokes
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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Teacher: "Name six
| Elephant jokes
Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
| E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: “Do you know they are all out of step except you?” “What?” asked the recruit innocently. “I said — they are all out of step except you!” thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, “Well, sarge, you’re in charge — you tell them!”