A whole family was caught in
| Children jokes
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home
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What do you call a policeman with blonde
| Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and
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Your so bald, I can see what your
| Hair and bald jokes
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
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A man was driving along
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r
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Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.