A student called up his Mom one evening from
| School jokes
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah,
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
| Ethnic jokes
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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Q: How many republicans
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
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Why are only 2
| Blonde jokes
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell “Evian” backwards!