Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
| Dirty jokes
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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How do you
| Women jokes
How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!