Why does Father Christmas go down
| Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Why does Dracula always travel with his
| Vampire jokes
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
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Two robbers were
| Police jokes
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness
| Monster jokes
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
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Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough out of you!