How do you know that peanuts are
| Elephant jokes
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
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Spell extra wise in two letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
| Cow jokes
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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Doctor: You need new glasses
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
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Why did the pioneers cross
| History jokes
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.