Q: Why did the farmer call his
| Farmer jokes
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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On the first day his son joined the family
| Business jokes
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. 'Now,' said his father,
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Why are rivers lazy?
| Bed jokes
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
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The snack bar next door to an
| Food jokes
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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A mother was teaching her
| Children jokes
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into tempt
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. “Didn’t you see the arrow, buddy?” he asked. “An arrow?” the confused driver said. “I didn’t even see the Indians’