Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
| Humor jokes
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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Last night I wrote myself a letter.
| Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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A wildlife biologist crew
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s
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Bill Clinton,
| Aviation jokes
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy." Hillary:
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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. “You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, “and you’re going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?” The Englishman spoke first. “Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing “God Save The Queen” to all you men.” “That can be arranged,” said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, “And I want to honor my country before I die by singing “The Marseilles” to your men.” The Japanese said, “Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management.” The terrorist turned finally to the America n. “What is your last request?” The American replied, “I want you to kill me right now so I don’t have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!”