Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
| Ghost jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the
| Food jokes
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an
| Religious jokes
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show y
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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
| Criminal jokes
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
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How many LA cops does it take to change light
| Police jokes
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
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Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. “A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?” “That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”