Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
| Dog jokes
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum
| Insect jokes
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
| Ethnic jokes
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there." Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and
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What would you call two
| Banana jokes
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
| Dog jokes
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some gift” said the bartender. “So why are you so dejected?” “Well I thought about it for a while” said Joe, “and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won’t even speak to me!”