What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
| Blonde jokes
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
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Q: How do you confuse a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
| Bed jokes
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
| Waiter jokes
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls