Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
Category: Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Did you hear about the overweight
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Did you hear about the man who
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the Irishman who
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!