Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂
Category: Dance jokes
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
What is a duck’s favorite dance ?
What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !
What is a frog’s favorite dance?
What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”
Q. What do you call a line
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean “Liner”
These two friends are about to go to
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
Why did the two knives go to the dance
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
What do baby swans dance to ?
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !