What do you call a snake that is trying to
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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A young executive was leaving the office late
| Business jokes
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing wo
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What do you call a guard
| Humor jokes
What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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How do you spell elephant ?
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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What does a pig use to write his term
| Pig jokes
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
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Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”