When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a

A solider stationed in the South Pacific

| Military jokes

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back hom

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac

| Blonde jokes

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at on

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice

| Beauty jokes

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

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What is green and pecks on trees ?

| Bird jokes

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

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Does your mum like shopping on the

| Internet jokes

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!