Which fly captured the ladybird?
| Insect jokes
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
| Halloween jokes
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
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A mother and her son were
| Aviation jokes
A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answ
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Which fish can perform operations ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?” “What’s the matter with you?” asked his father. “Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?”