Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30

| School jokes

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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There once was a baby

| Various animal jokes

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, w

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At the scene of a bank raid

| Humor jokes

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

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Why don't cows ever have any

| Cow jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, “it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street.”