Three ladies were discussing the
| Old age jokes
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes,
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Why did the cowboy
| Dead and dying jokes
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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The man was in no shape to drive, so
| Police jokes
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at t
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What three letters in the alphabet frighten
| Criminal jokes
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
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Teacher: What is the formula for
| School jokes
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . . BERT: What did you do? FRED: Oh, I’d had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.