Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
| Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
| Telephone jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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A customer called to say he couldn't get his
| Computer jokes
A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
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An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears.
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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.