Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a

Did you hear about the blonde who

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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?'

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I was given the ultimatum 3

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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!