YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON

A sardarji

| Car and train jokes

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepa

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

| Teeth jokes

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows

| Cow jokes

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

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How do eels get around the

| Bus jokes

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

| Horse jokes

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET