Two men were changing in the locker room
| Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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How can you tell if someone who's just had
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
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A drunk gets
| Dirty jokes
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.